Aw, You Shouldn't Have

When I was going through the boys' papers from last year this summer, I found this little gem from a book that had traveled home to all the families in the class. Somehow I'd missed it:

If I were a pirhana (sic)

On Valentine's Day,

Do you know what I'd do?

I'd wrap meat

In a heart shaped box 

And give that box to you.